There's no place like home... until now.

• Smells of juicy blackberries, fresh laundry, and just-cut grass.
• No paperwork!
• Actualize your true human potential!
• Made with love and laughter (and all-vegan oils).
• Could change your life!
• This creamy lotion is made with high-quality natural oils (‘erls’ if you’re from the Old West, which that Ancestry website told us you are).

Your boots in the grass. A light breeze guides you on your way. And yet there’s nowhere in particular to be. The comforting scent of laundry wafts across the yard. You pick some late-season berries, so ripe and juicy you have to lick your fingertips like a kitten lapping up milk.

It’s your day.

It’s where you belong.

And it’s all okay.