The desert Western romance everywhere you go.

• What does it smell like? This quick-absorbing bottle of awesome smells of desert sage, sandalwood, and a lightly smoky campfire.
• What is this beard elixir? Soothes even the wildest bird nest of scraggly beard, while smelling absolutely divine.
• Is it good for head hairs? YES!!! Can be used as beard oil, but also makes a great hair oil for both women and men. It is the pinnacle of grooming products for both genders (pinnacle-ness not guaranteed.) Feels like you’re camping (without the nighttime wombat attacks.)

It’s time to come clean.

It's going to be a hot day. You're taking advantage of the cool morning air to get miles between you and the last town. No one travels across the Mojave after eleven o'clock, not even the US Marshal.

The breeze is already warming up, carrying the desert's heat with it. The next town may be a good place to stop.

The hotel is a fancy number, but you've got plenty of cash. As you walk in, you feel the manager's eyes on you. It's your old flame from home, all grown up and, in this middle-of-nowhere desert town. The heat between you rivals the sun rising outside. You set down your saddlebags.

This beard and hair elixir is truly a miracle oil.

To say it is a "beard oil" is vastly under-selling its charms. It can be used on any hairs. Yes, it will delightfully smooth and condition even the crinkliest beards... but why does it have to stop there?

This desert-inspired balsam brings the outdoorsy scents of desert sage, sandalwood, and campfire, and mixes with your own scent to surround you with a real western loving good time.