Outlaw Cursed Cowboy Magic Beard & Hair Elixir

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This Magic Beard & Hair Elixir could RAISE THE DEAD.

  • What does it smell like? Like a spicy apparition, the scent of the Cursed Cowboy filled the room. Surrounded by smells of campfire and clove, the monster opened its eyes and staggered forth into the world.
  • What is this beard elixir? Soothes even the wildest bird nest of scraggly beard, while smelling absolutely divine.
  • Is it good for head hairs? YES!!! Can be used as beard oil, but also makes a great hair oil for both women and men. It is the pinnacle of grooming products for both genders (pinnacle-ness not guaranteed.) This seductive and sweet yet devilishly spicy, clove and campfire beard oil is something special.

This beard and hair elixir is truly a miracle oil.

It was a morning not unlike this morning. The house was quiet...too quiet. Even the dogs, usually on high alert for any intruder, seemed strangely nonchalant.

To say it is a "beard oil" is vastly under-selling its charms. It can be used on any hairs. Yes, it will delightfully smooth and condition even the crinkliest beards... but why does it have to stop there?

This subtle beauty surrounds you with the scent of campfire and clove, like your trusted sidekicks. It's not an all-out assault on scent town like a group of banditos all trying to pile into the same getaway wagon. Trust us, your lovers and officemates will thank you.

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